So we went out for dinner and drinks. I had the worst Mexican food I’ve ever had. This post will not be about that.
This post is about what happened after dinner, after the half-pitcher of margaritas, and after a few drinks at the next place.
Perhaps it was too loud… Perhaps there was too much alcohol... Or perhaps we’re just hard of hearing…
The old man who was clearly drunk decided to stop and say to us as he walked by:
“I don’t know either of you, but he’s extending you whoopee.”
Now, I don’t know how one extends whoopee exactly, and in all honesty I really don’t even know what that means. I’m still pretty confused about it actually.
What I do know is that it’s very odd for a stranger, and old man stranger especially, to approach a couple and say something about extending whoopee in one direction or another. I mean, is “extending whoopee” a common phrase that I’ve somehow missed my entire life?
Can you take back this whoopee once it’s extended?
Can you adjust how far you extend your whoopee?
Is whoopee something you can eat?
Or is it purely ornamental?
I didn’t see any of this so-called whoopee extending anywhere, so I’m definitely lost here.
Something of a variety show... minus the host, music, magic, ventriloquist, and show parts.
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i think we need to begin incorporating this into our vocab.
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