OoO (<--- Not an Owl)

In case you can’t tell, that’s short for Out of Office. Although, it looks like an owl to me, so I won’t blame you if you came into this thinking it would be about an owl. Perhaps one I came across in the dark of night? One that was sitting on a limb hooting away being all owl-like? Perhaps it swooped down and came at me like a, well, an owl? Nope. No owls here. Move along – nothing to see.

I’m heading out of town for the weekend, skiing in Steamboat Springs.

You should check it out sometime.

Actually, no… no you shouldn’t. We don’t need any more traffic on I-70.

So… go to a beach state instead? Or the Ozarks? Or the Pacific Northwest?

Yes, they all sound to be lovely options.

Thanks for your understanding. Have a good weekend.

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